[achievements:en]
item_0_id=Act1_WelcomeToFrance
item_0_title=Bienvenue dans La France!
item_0_comment=You've entered into the mysterious kingdom where all girls have hair under their arms.
item_1_id=Act1_EntreeRedemptionLand_GetRidOfTouristsDude
item_1_title=Our souvenir shop is closed
item_1_comment=Get rid of the tourist dudes.
item_2_id=Act1_EntreeRedemptionLand_GetRidOfFatherAndHornyNun
item_2_title=Corrupt Church
item_2_comment=Get rid of the Catholic priest and the horny nun.
item_3_id=Act1_EntreeRedemptionLand_GetRidOfFrenchAristocrats
item_3_title=Eat The Rich
item_3_comment=Get rid of the French aristocrats. It's guillotine time!
item_4_id=Act1_EntreeRedemptionLand_EnterRedemptionLand
item_4_title=Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm)
item_4_comment=Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm), where all your sins are forgiven!
item_5_id=Act1_RedemptionLand_Vigiles_NotGoodEnoughtForNightClub
item_5_title=Not handsome enough to enter into a nightclub
item_5_comment=Like in real life, the bouncers told you you look like a peasant.
item_6_id=Act1_SteveJobs_AnotherMonkeyIslandRipOff
item_6_title=This is a horrible Monkey Island plagiarism!
item_6_comment=Another Twitter feud between Ron Gilbert and Jean-Baptiste starts...
item_6_hidden=true
item_7_id=Act1_Forest_MakeMonkNudist
item_7_title=Turn a monk into a nudist
item_7_comment=Shameless show your faith by dropping your monk dress.
item_7_hidden=true
item_8_id=Act1_Town_FuteRatsAndMime
item_8_title=You're NOT Jacques Brel, Monsieur!
item_8_comment=You made French music even less popular worldwide! And Jacques Brel wasn't even French!
item_9_id=Act1_Sword_GetStAnselmSword
item_9_title=La Sainte Semi-Hard-On!
item_9_comment=Come for the syphilis! Stay for the chastest and holiest sword of the whole Christendom!
item_10_id=Act1_Antivaxx
item_10_title=Pseudoscience enthusiast
item_10_comment=You read all the alchemist book's content. All your chakras are now wide-open to the Universal Cosmic Energy.
item_10_hidden=true
item_11_id=Act2_JeuneFillePubereAvecDesPoils
item_11_title=Pubescent girl
item_11_comment=Girl, you'll be a woman soon! With hair under your arms.
item_11_hidden=true
item_12_id=Act2_SteveJobsPowerpointPresentation
item_12_title=You are proactive and corporate-minded!
item_12_comment=You followed a boring business and marketing PowerPoint presentation.
item_13_id=Act3_RencontreChevalierGraal
item_13_title=Atonement with the Father
item_13_comment=Hopefully, LucasArts & Disney's lawyers won't see this.
item_14_id=Act3_BoireDansLeGraal
item_14_title=Your mum is proud!
item_14_comment=You put some cheap booze in the holiest and most expensive relic of the whole Christendom.
item_14_hidden=true
item_15_id=Act3_WorstCarbonFootprint
item_15_title=Your carbon footprint is getting worse and worse
item_15_comment=The whole Kingdom of France is burning and releasing tons of CO2 because of YOU!
item_15_hidden=true
item_16_id=Act3_Electromagnetism
item_16_title=Electromagnetism rules!
item_16_comment=You have discovered the link between magnetism and electricity 6 centuries before Faraday & Maxwell.
item_17_id=Act3_END
item_17_title=You did it, mate!
item_17_comment=Happy End! You're back in England with the Holy Grail! Your sexiness is up 40.65%.
item_17_hidden=true
item_18_id=Act3_END_watchedEndCreditsToTheEnd
item_18_title=You have no social life
item_18_comment=Congrats! You have watched the whole 16-min-long boring end credits to the end.
item_18_hidden=true
item_19_id=Act3_PowerOfLove
item_19_title=Power Of Love (Christian Edition)
item_19_comment=A force from above, cleaning your soul (better than soap).
item_19_hidden=true
item_20_id=Act1_Homeopathy
item_20_title=Similia Similibus Curantur
item_20_comment=You have discovered homeopathy (the biggest scientific scam ever) 5 centuries before Dr. Samuel Hahnemann.
item_20_hidden=true